Women, the rise of an evil bitching queens**muhahahahha**

After millions and thousands of years of men pulling our legs and blaming us for gossiping/bitching with/for other women and after billions and lakhs of women denying it and taking offense at it, I personally agree that we women gossip and hence end up bitching.

Oh we are REAL CATTY SOMETIMES!:P

Let’s do a case study of some of my personal bitching feats, say the time I started school (of course not denying the numerous stories before the beginning of school which are unluckily forgotten)..

So right from the beginning of my pre primary, I was exposed to the brutal bitching nature of women.

My first friend circle (a triangle actually) was two friends and me and how much did we fight to sit in a pair and make sure that none of us was left out with a kid from a “non friend” category! One day of that “non friendly” company would make us bitch and gossip about the other two in front of our moms in the afternoon, then our gali ( kids staying in the same lane as ours) friends in the evening and then dads at night!

Later our gossip region grew to ranks, marks, teacher favoritisms, preference to the teachers daughter (BITCH! K), who has a crush on whom, who is going around with whom etc in school!

Then came college and hence a lot of competition and unluckily a building and a class filled with “only” women (for me).

Do I need to write about my college? M sure both men and women can guess what I am trying to imply here!

Then came internships n office, and TRUST ME, as much as I told myself each time to not get into the office politics, I ended up being a part of it on the first day itself!

**P.S- My dad’s first advice when I joined office was to keep away from the gossips instead of blowing my tittle-tattle trumpets!**

AND..the saga continues…

You see it’s not me,it’s JUST NOT my fault. It’s the woman in me hence whenever I try to be sane, the woman in me takes over and rules :p

Anyways the deal is, that I’ve very well realized that I or any other woman (moms,grandmoms,maids,cooks,neighbours,friends,close friends,very close friends :p etc etc) for that matter cannot avoid it even if we try!

So yes! This is the true story of how we cute little baby girls rise to be the most perfect and the bitchiest gossip queens! :D